Crazy Fines from Unite

I’ve uploaded scans (click the thumbnails below) of the document Unite uses to base it’s fines on once people check out of their flats. I got charged for deep cleaning the bathroom (¬£12) and cleaning the fridge/freezer (¬£15) the later of which is ridiculous because they sent a whole team of Polish dudes in to clean it during the last week.

More funny though are the other charges. Apparently a crappy chest of drawers is worth ¬£140 and a chair that wouldn’t look out of place in a scrap yard is worth ¬£85. There are plenty of amusing ones on there so take a look below.

IT WOULD BE NICE TO HEAR FROM MY OLD FLATMATES ON THIS ONE. PLEASE COMMENT.

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11 Responses to “Crazy Fines from Unite”


  1. 1 Andy

    So what were you charged for?!

  2. 2 John Griffin

    As I said “I got charged for deep cleaning the bathroom (¬£12) and cleaning the fridge/freezer (¬£15)…”.

  3. 3 Ray

    I got charged £24 for a deep clean of the whole kitchen. They have given my money back for the piece of burnt carpet they tried to charge me for although it was already there when i moved in.

  4. 4 John Griffin

    Why aren’t they splitting the communal charges between us all? I wasn’t charged for cleaning the whole kitchen but I was the only one with a freezer cleaning fine. Idiots!

  5. 5 Ray

    Dunno, but a cleaning the fridge/freezer was one of the things listed on mine too. Perhaps they charged us all with a portion of clening the fridge. That means the fridge costing a total of about£100 to clean - surely its cheaper to buy a new fridge!

  6. 6 Tim

    I got the ¬£24 kitchen charge too… we can’t really complain at that tho - it wasn’t exactly clean.
    I did manage to empty the fuckin freezer before leaving and a certain food cupboard!! ;) And did you leave a jacket in your room? there was one on the bed.

    i think the videos show the fun had tho…

  7. 7 John Griffin

    LOL

    Yeh I left my coat. I think one of the bastard Polish kids took it.

    I need a DVD compo of the videos!

  8. 8 Andy

    What videos?

  9. 9 Tim

    private videos my firend, private videos…

  10. 10 John Griffin

    That shall never be spoken of again.

  11. 11 Andy

    No fun :( Come on… YouTube was invented for a reason… ;)

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