UFC announcer Joe Rogan has made another classic outburst this week, he’s trying his best but I still don’t think it tops his endorsement of DMT.
In the “I hope I never waste my time on something like this department,” UFC announcer Joe Rogan, responding to someone on MySpace who e-mailed him in public to say “I hate you. You’re not funny.” After back-and-forth, Kevin whomever wrote to him, “You’re only accomplishment in my memory is taking a highly successful show (The Man Show) and running it into the ground merely by your presence alone. I also don’t think playing second-fiddle to Brooke Shields is much of an accomplishment.” Rogan wrote back, “I was never on a show with Brooke Shields. I was, however, on two shows that made it to syndication, Fear Factor and Newsradio, which means I never have to worry about money for the rest of my life. Think about that when you’re getting told what to do by your boss and struggling to pay your bills. I agree that the Man Show sucked, but unfortunately, there wasn’t a whole lot I could do about it at the time. I did, however, make a fuckload of money from it, and had the time of my life. You’re an ugly, fat faced zero, and I’m a famous multi millionaire. Those are the facts there, dear sweet Kevin.”
[via Dave Meltzer]
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To whom it may concern,
I think this whole thing is probally written by Joe Rogan, and I’m certain that Joe pussy Rogan will read this letter. So lets start with a little rhyme like the one you sent fag boy. Joe Rogan and Andre the giant both have enormous heads, One of them is bald and one of them is dead.
Joe Rogan my name is Jonathan Gregory and I’m a comedian. The whole purpose of this letter is to challenge you to a fight. I saw your little video, wrestling around with some retard who you payed off to tap. Popular culture sees you as the toughest comedian but they are so wrong. You are a wanna-be fighter who pays for his training.
I don’t think I’m some kind of tough guy Joe Rogan I just know I would mop the floor with you in a fight. How bout we strap on some gloves and box it out. Who’s the toughest comedian lets find out. Stop ducking me you fucking pussy.
Sincerely,
Jonathan Gregory
Why would Joe Rogan fight a talentless loser like this guy with two first names?
Nobody even knows who you are!
Jonathon Gregory, you are a talentless hack. It is repulsive how you are trying to make a name for yourself by leeching off of Joe Rogan’s name. GIVE UP COMEDY, YOU SUCK!!!!!!